Frailty, thy name is ‘S&M’!

Shakespeare’s Hamlet is a work of literature that remains popular and impactful generation after generation. It is a timeless piece, or so literary ‘experts’ allege. If Hamlet is as timeless as we like to believe, how does it hold up against modern literature such as 50 Shades of Grey with its theme of sexism and abuse?

In 50 Shades of Grey, the story follows a young girl, Anastasia Steele, who ends up falling for an extremely dangerous man and landing herself in an incredibly toxic relationship. The relationship develops when Anastasia fills in for her best friend to interview 27 year old billionaire entrepreneur and owner of Grey Enterprises, Christian Grey. As Grey later explains in the book, her timid energy and introvertness came off to him as ‘Submissive’ tendencies. After their innuendo-filled interview, Grey later shows up at Anastasia’s work with some suggestive purchases such as rope and masking tape, only after promising they were not for redecorating reasons. After more ‘accidental’ meetings, Anastasia finds out that Christian has a set of very interesting extra-curricular activities. This is implied first in the interview when Anastasia asks him if he has any interests outside of his work life, and his response was “I have varied interests, Miss Steele… Very varied,” followed by a wicked grin.

In this book, the line between sex and abuse is very fine, and the feel of sexism hangs thick in the air. For the two unexpected partners, these ideals hardly differ and they overlap greatly. This is due to Grey’s explanation to Ana that he is something called a ‘Dominant.’ The definition of this term is as follows: “Exercising the most power, control, or influence.’ This definition is very by the book, but also very similar to Grey’s own implication during their interview when Ana accuses Grey of being a ‘control freak.’ To which he responds suggestively, “Oh, I exercise control in all things, Miss Steele.” This is where the abusive implications first show themselves. Later in the book he finds pleasure in ‘punishing’ Anastasia for not doing exactly as he says, and being very rough while taking her to bed. He tells Ana that he wants her to want to do everything he wants, and that if she doesn’t like it she will learn to like it. With enough punishment and ‘training,’ he says she will soon be exactly who he needs her to be. One example of this is when Grey became infuriated by Ana rolling her eyes at him. At this point, he takes her over his knee and spanks her repeatedly. Anastasia is left sobbing at the end of the night, and Kate, her best friend and roommate, is left furious with Grey, without knowing exactly what happened.

Another method of remaining completely in control is the configuration of two contracts that Grey has for Ana to sign. The first one that she signs almost immediately is a Non Disclosure Agreement (NDA). This enforces that she will not tell a single living soul about anything to do with their relationship, without some form of court ordered punishment. The second, more immaculate contract, states that in agreeing to be Grey’s ‘submissive,’ Ana will do anything and everything he wants, pertaining to sexual need, without complaint or grudge. This part of the book lets the sexism shine bright and in your face. Grey expresses to Anastasia that as his Submissive, she would not need to think about anything. She would simply do as he says, eat what he says to eat, and exercise as often as he sees fit. In the contract, it states that she is to exercise four times a week for an hour each, and eat three meals a day with snacking allowed only if it is fruit. This part shows clearly that Grey believes a woman should look and act a certain way, and that he intends to make her that way. He never gives her any choice in anything regarding her own life decisions. For instance, Ana drove a beat up VW beetle that Christian believed to be dangerous. Although Ana insisted she loved the car and didn’t want to give ‘Wanda’ up, he bought her a new car and had Taylor, his right hand man, sell her beetle. Despite her frustration and despair towards him and her car, he did not act as though he cared at all;  women are supposed to do as they are told and that is it. End of story.

Anastasia begins to realize that Grey might not be the man for her. Despite this realization, she can’t seem to get away from him. She refers to herself as Icarus flying too close to the sun, and a moth to a flame. She is uncontrollably attracted to this man, but getting burnt in the process. Her feelings surrounding this idea are shown beautifully in the following quote: “The candle flame is too hot. It flickers and dances in the over-warm breeze, a breeze that brings no respite from the heat. Soft gossamer wings flutter to and fro in the dark, sprinkling dusty scales in the circle of light. I’m struggling to resist, but I’m drawn. And then it’s so bright, and I am flying too close to the sun, dazzled by the light, fried and melting from the heat, weary in my endeavors to stay airborne. I am so warm. The heat… It’s stifling, overpowering. It wakes me.”

 

Shakespeare’s Hamlet was set in the early 1600s (17th century). In this era, women held little to no power whatsoever. Women had the ‘privilege’ of learning basic reading and writing, but were not permitted to extend their knowledge past that. After reaching the extent of their education, women were trained to be mothers and housewives. In addition to this, not only did women have no stand when it came to politics and governmental policies, it was also frowned upon for a woman to have been divorced. If she had divorced a man, she would then be looked down upon and stripped of her right to own any form of real estate. In this time frame, there were no women’s rights, careers besides being wife and mother, and/or any form of birth control. Women were not held to the same standard as men.

Throughout the play, there is a motif of uncontrollable sexism. This is shown in many quotes throughout the play.

Hamlet: “It is but foolery; but it is such a kind of gain-giving, as would perhaps trouble a woman.” This quote is indicating that such a problem means little to a man, and so the only people who would care at all would be a woman. It is so silly, that only women would be troubled.

Claudius: “tis unmanly grief.” This quote for the most part speaks for itself. The men in this play believe that any form of grief, or a grief long lasting, is unmanly, or, womanly. This is quote is when Claudius is talking to his wife about the unnaturally long lasting grief that Hamlet is still in for the loss of his father. Claudius and Gertrude believe that Hamlet should have long since been over his father’s death.

A good amount of Hamlet’s distaste and distrust for women is directed towards his mother, Gertrude. He begins to hate her because he feels it is dishonorable to remarry so soon after the death of your husband, and he is disgusted at her incestuous marry. Hamlet finds it disgraceful that Gertrude married her late husband’s brother, Claudius. Who, incidentally, proving Hamlet’s intuitions correct; murdered Hamlet’s father, the king. Hamlet’s infuriation is shown clearly through the way he speaks to his mother. There are a few quotes that show it the best, and they are as follows.

“Frailty, thy name is ‘woman’!” In this quote, Hamlet is expressing that women are frail and weak, incapable of things simple to a man.

“O shame, where is thy blush?” This quote shows Hamlet’s humor, despite his despair. Women are good for few things. Their beauty, their suffering, and their mothering.

“My most seeming-virtuous queen.” This quote means that the queen is faking morality of the highest fashion. Hamlet believes that she is not one for high-minded virtues, nor is she an upstanding citizen. At least, not any longer.

Ophelia, the second woman in the play, is as well a target for unending sexism. However, with Ophelia, it comes from not only Hamlet, but from her father and brother as well. “Protection is the oldest form of sexism.” Ophelia’s brother and father, Laertes and Polonius both give her grave warnings to stay away from Hamlet. Shortly before Laertes leaves for France, he speaks with his sister and strongly cautions her against letting her guard down around Hamlet and giving away her heart. He points out to Ophelia that Hamlet, being a prince, would not be able to marry whomever he pleases. Laertes assumes that Hamlet’s love is not real, as does Polonius. However, Polonius’ sexism is more severe than that of Hamlet and Laertes. He dismisses the very idea that Hamlet could ever truly love Ophelia. He calls her a “childish fool” for believing his advances and efforts are true. Polonius also threatens Ophelia that she will tarnish the family name and “render me (Polonius) a fool” if she does not terminate this “relationship” with Hamlet right away. Polonius’ sexism rings clear when speaking to Ophelia about her being unsure of what to think or how to feel, to which he replies “Marry, I’ll teach you. Think yourself a baby.” Here, Polonius is saying that she, being a woman, needs not to think on her own. She should only think what she is told to think, and do what she is told to do.

Throughout all of the ‘protecting’ the men do for Ophelia against Hamlet, in demanding his feelings are not true and he is out to take advantage of her, not once are her own feelings considered. Not once do they ask Ophelia if she even likes Hamlet. They assume, that as a woman, she would let any man with an interest court her. They focus more on making her disbelieve Hamlet’s words and feelings, rather than giving a second thought to her own.

Even Hamlet is caught, subtly, protecting the fair Ophelia. This is shown deeply through the quote; “God hath given you one face, and you make yourselves another. You jig, you amble, and you lisp, and nickname God’s creatures, and make your wantonness your ignorance. Go to, I’ll no more on’t. It hath made me mad. I say we will have no more marriages. Those that are married already –all but one– shall live. The rest shall keep as they are. To a nunnery, go”  

He insists she go to a nunnery because he wants to protect her. He does not believe in marriage, and since he will forever refuse to marry, he does not want her to marry any other man. At a nunnery a woman may not marry or be under influence of any man. This, to him, is a gesture of protection. Hamlet may feel that Ophelia being in this nunnery would protect her from the dangers and hardship of this world.The men in Ophelia’s life are ostensibly intending to protect her, but instead end up controlling, abusing and degrading her.

Hamlet and 50 Shades of Grey differ in many ways, and relate in few. One of the biggest differences it the time. 50 Shades is set modernly, and is based around problems of today, whereas Hamlet is based in the 17th century and formed by the ideals of that era. This being said, one might claim that Hamlet has every right to be as sexist as it is. That is simply the way things worked in the 1600s, and it was all very normal. Women did not necessarily feel oppressed, because oppression was not a concept thrown around, and women were used to the way they were treated. 50 Shades being set as modern as it is, women have come a long way. Women can vote, work for a living, divorce as they see fit, and live their lives how they wish. This being the case, the story of Anastasia and Christian Grey stands out boldly among other ‘love’ stories. It is not conventional, not anymore.

The two are similar in the way the females are portrayed. Women are deemed weak, and incapable to think for themselves. This shows up in both stories. In Hamlet, Polonius tells Ophelia he will teach her what to think, and that she should think of herself as a small child. In 50 Shades, Grey tells Ana that if she were to be his ‘Submissive,’ she would have no use for free thinking. Christian decides that he will make all of Ana’s decisions for her. Both stories also have verisimilitude in the fact that both are not based off of true events, but they are realistic enough that we could believe them to have happened.

Despite Hamlet’s being written as far back as the 17th century, it holds up well to a modern story such as 50 Shades of Grey. They both have similar themes of sexism, however Hamlet’s is more or less justified. Nobody questions why the men in Shakespeare’s play are sexist, they simply accept that they are, because it is a conventional way of life in the 1600s. The story of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey is controversial and has caused, for lack of a better word, uproars in the reading community. In this day and age, treating a woman the way Grey treats his is plain and simply abusive, and even a little mentally unstable. Would their story had been true, and had people known about it, Mr. Grey would almost definitely be mobbed out of town, or thrown in jail. The points made in this paper prove that, without a doubt, Hamlet is able to hold its own when it comes to literary battles.

Literary Analysis

Hey guys! I was wondering if y’all could help me out. I have to do a literary analysis as my very last assignment in all of high school, and I want to make it perfect. I am going to include a list of books I have read recently and I would greatly appreciate if you could comment which book you think would be best for a lit analysis. Thank you!

  • Hamlet (Shakespeare)
  • Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen)
  • Tess of d’Urbervilles (Thomas Hardy)
  • Thirteen Reasons Why (Jay Asher)
  • Any John Green book
  • The Afterlife (Gary Soto)
  • LOTR/Hobbit (Tolkein)

Comment what book you think would be the best and most productive to do this on! I have less than two weeks! Thank you!

How To Become A Better Writer

There is a very strict set of rules you need to follow if you ever want to be considered a talented writer. The thing about these rules, though, is that you have to follow them very very closely. You cannot skimp on any detail, no matter how small it may seem. You are so very lucky that I am here to tell you exactly what you need to know. Follow the following rules, and you will, without a doubt, become one of the most successful authors ever.

  1. Sell out. Write what people want to read. Don’t write about what you are passionate about.
  2. Fake it til you make it. If you don’t know anything about the mundane topic you need to write about, then fake it. Pretend you know what you are talking about. Make stuff up. Lie.
  3. Don’t listen to ANY constructive criticism. If anybody tries to give you any form of advice or feedback about your writing, ignore them. Maybe even punch them in the face. They don’t know what it takes to be a good writer.
  4. Don’t proofread. Do not edit or proofread a single damn thing you write. That takes away all of the creativity and realness that you have already written. Don’t even spellcheck. Misspelled words add character and shows your reader that you know how to let go.
  5. Don’t write every day. Only write sometimes. If you write every day or very often, then you will get burnt out and lose all of the good things you have to write about. Write once a week, or maybe once a month. And write for like ten hours straight without stopping. Write an entire book in one night. That will be your best product.
  6. Kiss a publishers ass. If you take your book to a publisher and they want to change something, let them. Hell, let them change the whole thing. Don’t wait around for a publisher that likes your idea, be the author the publisher wants.
  7. Write like your favorite author. They’re famous for a reason right? Steal their idea and their writing style. Be just like them, or nobody will read your writing. Do not, by any means, be original.
  8. Sabotage other writers. You don’t want any competition, do you? There are many things you can do to either prevent or halt their success. Ask your writer friends their idea for their next book, and write is as fast as possible before they get the chance! Don’t let them write their book! If they are already a published author, accuse them of stealing. Form evidence that what they wrote was yours. Come on, you can figure it out!
  9. Never leave your house. Inspiration does not come from getting out and living life. It comes from sitting at home, in your bed, eating cheerios. If you go outside, the atmosphere might steal  your award winning ideas before you even know you have them. Be careful!
  10. Give up. If your book idea isn’t working out, just give up! You weren’t meant to be a writer anyway.

I am so glad you have taken the time to read this. You cannot be a good writer if you do not follow all of these rules perfectly. By following all of these rules, I have become an extremely successful writer at the young age of 18. You can be like me!

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I realize more and more every day that life is not scripted. As soon as I start to think I have a hold on my life, something huge happens that leaves me questioning absolutely everything I’ve ever thought or believed. For instance, just recently my boyfriend and I were going on and on about graduation and being able to graduate together. We were oozing with enthusiasm talking about my graduation party and how fun it will be, considering the fact that my mother is purchasing a food cart for it… Graduation is something we have both been anticipating for so long, and we were so sure of it. However, recently, a fantastically awful thing happened that might very well be the reason he does not get to graduate this year. He has recently found himself homeless. Tonight is his very last night to be at a friends house, and tomorrow he will be on the streets. On top of no home, he also has to figure out how to get to school everyday, where he’s going to sleep, how he is going to finish his internship, and of course how he is going to make money with little to no qualifications for a job. Neither of us ever thought he would be in this situation, and we never thought it was possible he could lose everything. This is just one good example of life bombarding me and knocking me off of my ass. My life seems to really enjoy doing this, because it happens more often than I would care to admit.And that’s just me. I can’t even fathom how my boyfriend is feeling right about now. I don’t know if things will ever calm down and I’ll ever be able to breathe, but I sure do hope so.

Rant.

It feels as though all of my life I have been told I am wise and intelligent beyond my years. Teachers have always held me with higher expectations than others my age and grade. This gets tiring once I start to perform things the way anyone my age would and people become disappointed. I think that sometimes people forget that I am still a teenager. I’m only eighteen. I can’t always be expected to be mature and insightful. I still make mistakes. And because of the higher regard in which I am held, my shortcomings and mistakes appear like tragedy and devastation. I am just a kid. Allow me to react as such without making me feel like I’ve royally messed up. I honestly don’t know the point of this post. This is just something that has been bothering me lately.

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Okay guys, this is a point where I really need some interaction from those of you following me. I recently bought a new laptop, so I will be blogging a lot more. I have noticed that I don’t get many views, likes, or comments on my posts so now I have a favor to ask. Please comment something you would like to read about. Any topic at all, something I can debate about, or give my opinion on, or even something I could review. I want to be a quality blog that you will enjoy so please let me know what you want to read.

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Chappie Review

My wonderful boyfriend went and saw Chappie a few weeks ago and insisted I go see it. He exclaimed in eager and delight how hilarious, well written, and perfectly cast the movie was. Because of his enthusiasm, I was very excited to see it myself. However, the movie fell short for me. It was poorly constructed and incredibly slow in most parts. I found myself rolling my eyes more than I was laughing, and I was more than tempted to just leave. Despite my disinterest in the movie I decided to stick it out to the end, which then proceeded to be the worst part of the movie. Chappie is about unbearable crime rates in Johannesburg, South Africa. Because of a lack of competency within human police forces, an engineer Deon Wilson created the Scouts. Robots with enough Artificial Intelligence to be able to fight crime in the most effective of ways. Partway through the movie, Deon finally cracks the code and creates full artificial intelligence. He now has the power to give a robot feelings and it’s own personality. He places this AI into a Scout due to be crushed, and it is a successful test. Although this is Deon’s latest creation, the robot is under the authority of a bunch of gang members getting ready for a heist. They proceed to train the robot, called Chappie, to be a thug and criminal.

The logic was fabulously flawed in this movie when they decided to put two human beings’ ‘consciousnesses’ into robot bodies, as though our souls could be codes like those in a computer. The only codes we have in our bodies are our DNA codes, and those have nothing to do with anything but physical appearance. In addition to that, a person’s personality, or essence for lack of a better word, could never be something copy-able in any version of reality, ever. ALSO, they were reading and copying their consciousnesses with a Neural Helmet used to control a bigger robot called “The Moose.” The movie neglected to explain how that would even be possible. The helmet was made to read a person’s brain by being placed on their head, yet somehow when Chappie places the helmet on his own head, he successfully codes his consciousness. I also was not a huge fan of the violent deaths throughout the movie. I found  myself uneasy in the worst type of way when one of the only characters I liked was literally ripped in half.

I simply did not like this movie. If I were to rate it, I would generously give it a 3 out of 10.

If you prefer logical, accurate, and actually funny movies, Chappie is not for you.

How Can Humans Be More Self-Sufficient?

I wrote this blog last year for a class,

and figured I would share it here.

The desire for self-sufficiency has always been a common trait in human society. Being completely dependent on those around you can be very draining for you and the ones you depend upon. Being self-sufficient is a goal that as human beings we head towards for our whole lives. One obvious and main way to become more self-reliant is to learn how to do basic skills on your own that you may not currently possess. Sewing is a good example; we use sewing machines, or go to tailors, to get our clothes fixed when virtually anybody can learn a basic stitch. Cooking is another thing. Do you find yourself relying on your family members, or pre-made packaged foods to feed you? You don’t even have to be good at cooking, just not dangerously unable!

How often do you find yourself rushing to the emergency room for a deep cut or third degree burn? If you have a thorough first aid kit, a lot of the “emergencies” you face can be averted from home. Instead of depending on a store or a stranger use your friends and family as your resources. At this time you may not actually need to conserve things like electricity and water, but in the future you may need to know how to survive on less than what you are used to now. Find ways around your home to use less water or discover items that will help you use less electricity.

Other simple things you can do:

  • Plant your own vegetable garden
  • Change your own oil on your car or truck
  • Cut your own firewood
  • Learn how to preserve food by canning
  • Use, use, and reuse as much as possible before throwing away
  • Hunt game instead of buying from a grocery store
  • Homeschool your children (this could go either way)
  • Reduce your debt
  • Reduce your consumption
  • Reduce energy use

But why would anyone ever want to put the effort into being more self sufficient when in this day we can just have everything done for us? Well, it can increase your health and wellness. Half the things we buy from the stores, that we can do on our own, cannot necessarily be trusted. It has been proven that some “organic” items have been wrongly labeled. You’ll never experience that if you eat locally. Whether that be in your own garden, the gardens of friends and family, or the gardens of those you live near. Working hours are increasing, pay is often decreasing, and working people are becoming as close to robots as we’ll (hopefully) ever get. Working for someone else is rarely as satisfying as creating and working for something where every minute you spend is yours alone. We have been taught to believe that life on a farm is arduous sun-up to sun-down torture where you collapse at the end of the day. This isn’t really the case anymore. New technologies and skills of manufacturing food are offering low-cost start up and minimal maintenance day to day. As one gets closer to life-giving forces, there is a natural appreciation for how things come into being.  When you have created your garden, toiled there, selected the best for harvest, and have prepared that food for your family and community, the importance of what you have taken part in can be life-changing. Nearly everything in our society is at a peak, or is drastically out of balance.  The systems and governments to which we have looked for balance restoration are missing in action.  We must take it upon ourselves to restore our own financial and environmental balance sheet.  The best way to do that is to reduce our over consumption.

There are hundreds of ways to become more self-sufficient, and there also hundreds of ways to go overboard in that self-sufficiency. Finding a happy medium/perfectly balanced level is a lifelong goal and something to constantly work towards. But if you are working towards it, you are always getting closer and always improving.